The type of music I listen to just kind of swings around rapidly in every direction, like I love Queen but I also listen to Pink Guy daily. I’m really into musicals and disney songs. I’ll listen to almost anything (unless it’s country) tbh fam lit af (Am I a cool kid yet?)
“This one time I was really tired and got startled because I didn’t know what happened to my bedroom, like why is everything black am I blind please help I beg—
And then I realized I had just blinked.”
These are a premium selection of texts from John graciously given to us by our guardian angel Miah the Drum Major. Bless you, Miah.
“*intense saxophone battle*”
“I wanna be like Kanye”
“I have 0 regrets”
“W8 I found a good quality spicy meme”
“Passive aggressive sea lion”
“rip my small legs”
“I wanna be that sociopathic”
“I feel like the friends I’m most grateful for I don’t show how grateful I am and- Jesus F Christ keep the memes in your pants for five seconds I’m getting EMOTIONAL HERE”
“Can you sneak into my window like on 16 candles and reenact the scene where her crush brings her a birthday cake and he’s like so what do you wish for “I already got what I wanted” and instead of kissing we just throw memes at each other ”
“Gets down on one knee and slides a printed meme with a hole in it over your finger”
“I’m an 18 year old who plays with anime dolls”
“I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart.”
“And so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”
Broadway musicals, Lady Gaga, tbh anything else.
Any Marvel movie, October Sky, and How to Train Your Dragon.
The Outsiders, Harry Potter, Lord of the Flies, and Me Before You.
“This is too emotionally focused on me and not memes.”
“I understand being mad but hey want some memes to make you feel better? Specifically Hamilton memes.”-Miah