“This one time I was really tired and got startled because I didn’t know what happened to my bedroom, like why is everything black am I blind please help I beg—

And then I realized I had just blinked.”

-Victoria

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Texts from John

These are a premium selection of texts from John graciously given to us by our guardian angel Miah the Drum Major. Bless you, Miah.

“*intense saxophone battle*”

“I wanna be like Kanye”

“I have 0 regrets”

“W8 I found a good quality spicy meme”

“Passive aggressive sea lion”

“rip my small legs”

“Dank memes”

“I wanna be that sociopathic”

“I feel like the friends I’m most grateful for I don’t show how grateful I am and- Jesus F Christ keep the memes in your pants for five seconds I’m getting EMOTIONAL HERE”

“Can you sneak into my window like on 16 candles and reenact the scene where her crush brings her a birthday cake and he’s like so what do you wish for “I already got what I wanted” and instead of kissing we just throw memes at each other ”

“Gets down on one knee and slides a printed meme with a hole in it over your finger”

“SCREAMS”

“I’m an 18 year old who plays with anime dolls”

“When evil men plot, good men must plan. When evil men burn and bomb, good men must built and bind. When evil men shout ugly words of hatred, good men must commit themselves to the glories of love.”

-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.